Sometimes you cannot readily know how crazy a sugar baby, or woman is. To help you along in discovering ‘crazy’, I have developed a few different litmus tests. One is to look in a sugar babies closet at the amount of handbags she owns; look for the soft felt dust bags (they come standard with any amazing handbag), they should be filed somewhere on the top shelf, each one reading such labels as: Prada, Gucci, Louis Vuitton, Chanel, Marc Jacobs, etc..) now you have to count them.
The theory here is that the more handbags a sugar baby owns, the crazier she may be. Now, this is not an exact science, persay, but I can say with some certainty that this almost always works. If you do not get to count fast enough before your sugar baby enters the room, she has too many…Stop what you are doing, get your keys, and leave (Do you really want this one to take you for a ride?). And sugar babies, hide your bags! You don’t want your sugar daddy to see them, and you certainly don’t want someone to break in and steal them! Believe me, I was robbed a few months ago and replacing those yummy calf skin handbags is easier said than done! (Especially if you’re like me and you enjoy purchasing hard-to-find rarities from the beloved Marc Jacobs/Louis Vuitton collection)
The other way of discovering the ‘crazy’ in your sugar baby is by the amount of leopard print items she owns and wears.
Well, not even wears…Shoot, even if she sleeps in leopard print sheets you should be wary. Leopard print is what a yellow light turning red is to drivers. Halt! Stop!
“Turn back before it’s too late!” (a line from Labyrinth)
Think about it, everything comes in leopard print now..I’m even wearing leopard printed jimmy choos as I blog. For me however, the key is to match up key pieces with leopard print accents, that’s all! You won’t find me getting dressed in my leopard print bra and matching thong, putting on a leopard print dress with matching shoes, getting in my car with leopard printed car seat covers, putting on my leopard printed sunnies, as I drive off talking on my cell phone with the leopard printed protective covering. Nope, not me…Everyone is a little crazy, I admit, but sugar daddies will never know as long as you conceal your handbags and put away your leopard print..
Do it, hide it, these are our ‘tells’ of amounts of crazy that we posess…Keep it to yourself! I’m jus’ sayin’
TooSpoiled writes: Diamond watch from Mr. World Traveler.
SugarCookie writes: Christmas present from my sugar daddy, a diamond tennis bracelet with diamond earrings.
LatinMama writes: My first sugar baby purchase, Gucci Purse!
Hotbod writes: I love Birthday's, Louis Vuitton and purse from Mr. Beemer.
Chocolatelove writes: One of my many shopping sprees with my sugar daddy, Christian Louboutin and a diamond necklace.
Sweetness69 writes: All I have to say is I love being a sugar baby!
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