It’s like this—sure, I could offer Kelsey Grammer the “Sugar Daddy of the Year“ award too! It would be the most amazing award you ever did see!! What I’d do is—I’d make it super shiny, be-dazzled, completely covered in glitter, and then hand-deliver it following my arts and crafts activity hour at Shady Acres… Here ya go Kelsey, I nominate you as my Sugar Daddy Role Model of the Year!
While Kelsey’s actions of late solidify him as a good candidate for sugardaddydom, I don’t know if anyone noticed, but the guy’s got some serious swagger! He didn’t come to young Sugarland to satisfy an addiction or sweet-tooth, no, he’s a naturally occurring wild Sugar Daddy to break bread with and learn from.
You go ahead and give Kelsey Grammer the “Sugar Daddy of the Year” award (latest notable Sugar Baby? Grammer’s fiancé: Kayte Walsh), as well as the “I Only Do What You Dream of Doing” award, also, the “My Public Life May Look Like a Shit Storm to You, but as Long as I Have a Hot Young Sugar Baby, This Shit-Eating Grin Isn’t Goin’ Anywhere” award, and last but not least, I’d personally give him the “By the Power of Grayskull, I Managed to Date and Keep Up with a Sugar Baby Half My Age and All I Got was this Lousy Tee-Shirt?” award (on a hand-silk-screened tee-shirt no less).
Kelsey is such a natural at the artistry of sugar daddy dating that he makes it look normal and not press-worthy! Well guess what?!? It is normal in both other countries and cultures, we are the silent and oppressed ones for once. I mean; mistresses, hello!?! It’s like I always say: WWDFCP (what would Dr Frazier Crane do?) And just what would Dr Frazier Crane say? “Take two blondes and call me in the morning”
I still don’t understand why some sugar daddies and babies believe they’re above the idea of feeling like they need to have similar or complimentary money-spending habits with their counterparts! Regardless of financial status, different outlooks on fiscal matters have a way of polluting all other areas of interpersonal relationships, get it? It’s not about love or money, it’s about finding some common ground and using the rest of your time and energy to go with the flow…
So yes, thank you Kelsey (what-was-yo-mama-thinking-when-she-named-you) Grammer for keeping it real; unlike Mr George Clooney, or the “Cloonymeister” he used to make me call him. I mean, shoot– tapping this hot a** and now you wanna keep it a secret?!? Why? He’s even been links to pornstars like Angelina Valentine, Emily Parker, and Heather Starlet. It’s not like anyone would believe my triple ‘x’ stories about our rendezvous, or that you like my index finger in your anus during sex (oops, sorry that slipped out…or in, depending on your perspective), people just can’t believe every word they hear, are told, or read on Wikipedia anymore (it’s too bad, but Clooneymeister and I always have Paris, the city not the porn-star). Well… at least Kelsey, through unconfirmed botox and Lord knows what else, looks genuinely happy (and by ‘happy’ I mean he’s not frowning like every other celebrity)
(I had to sensor my face to protect Clooneymeister’s current private affairs)
Oh—and sugar babies? Don’t forget to invest in yourselves before you invest in anything else.

TooSpoiled writes: Diamond watch from Mr. World Traveler.
SugarCookie writes: Christmas present from my sugar daddy, a diamond tennis bracelet with diamond earrings.
LatinMama writes: My first sugar baby purchase, Gucci Purse!
Hotbod writes: I love Birthday's, Louis Vuitton and purse from Mr. Beemer.
Chocolatelove writes: One of my many shopping sprees with my sugar daddy, Christian Louboutin and a diamond necklace.
Sweetness69 writes: All I have to say is I love being a sugar baby!
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