SO….maybe you have financial wealth and are successful at your daily gig… guess what?!? All the gold, guns, and girls will not ensure us putting up with manly filth (that’s what are younger male counterparts are for). Money cannot buy style and charm, so here are a few suggestions from all of us sugar babies as a whole:
- Get Your Ass in Shape – While we might look exceptional due to daily gym trips, skipping meals, purging, and what-not; you not making an effort in that department will put a quick stop to us wanting to get intimate with you. We’ll probably have to close our eyes and think of a happy place in order to get down between the sheets, or be seen out in public with you too. The closing your eyes during intimacy thing? Yeah—like you haven’t done that before!
- Trim the ***damn hedges – Just because you don’t mind us younger women having a fuller lawn downstairs, does not mean that we don’t either! Okay, so you’re a little older and aren’t used to the waxed floor look down below, we understand… But seriously sugar daddies, purchase yourself a body-hair-trimmer, and get to work down there! You want us to do nasty things to you AND get pubes stuck in between our teeth and down our throats?!? Get with the program—I’ll give you the best BJ ever if, and only if, you are as meticulous with your man-grooming as you are running your business (F***, shave that shit already—we do!)
- Turn on the Charm – If you think that we spend time with you based on the sheer volumes of businesses you’ve built and millions you’ve made… well, sort-of… but honestly, you’ve got to have an arsenal in the charm department to spend time with us sugar babies longer than a night. We really don’t want to have to resort to taking xanax to deal with your boring ass.
- Chivalry will never die – Just like the bond film “The World is Not Enough” nothing is ever too much for us sugar babies! Hold the door, text us to tell us you’re thinking about our hot bodies, bring us gifts when we see you, and please offer to pick our drunk asses up when we’re out with our girlfriends!
You want us to be perfect little beauties, so maybe you can help us out a little too!