Vote for the Mistress of the Millennium – Mistress Day is around the corner, got a date?
Many women drift off to sleep on the eve of Valentine’s Day, February 13th, visions of posh dinner reservations, dozens of roses, and huge white teddy bears holding kitschy red hearts dance in their heads. One thing they should be wondering? Hmmm, why their valentine isn’t home in bed next to them…
The likely reason for their absence could be because February 13th, officially Mistress Day, is an almost national holiday for men to celebrate the other woman in their lives…
In honor of Mistress Day, leading sugar dating site www.SugarSugar.com has compiled a list of theTop 10 Mistresses of the Millennium (so far). Professional athletes, famous actors, and wealthy entrepreneurs have provided more than enough fodder from their indiscretions to compile such an extensive list of mistresses, it’s enough to keep TMZ on the air for at least the next 100 years. There is no shortage of cheating lovers, here you will see who was recently exposed, and the women who attracted their wandering eyes.
Who is the Mistress of the Millennium so far? Cast your vote up until February 13th, the big day, and SugarSugar.com will award the winning mistress with a premium lifetime membership.
Rachel Uchitel – Tiger Woods’ would be #1 (if she hadn’t exploited those texts he sent her) girl has made herself a household name amongst bored housewives. She finally agreed to keep the remaining, if there were any, sordid details of their affair quiet so the golfer could get back to his otherwise enviable life. The cost to Tiger? A mere 10 Million Dollars
Ashley Dupré – Spitzer’s call girl, now a lauded sex columnist for the New York Post, publically took down (and went down on) the governor, using her infamous new persona to land her the cover of Playboy. As it turns out, scandal pays… and pays well.
Kayte Walsh – Kelsey Grammer’s recent engagement announcement to new sugar, Kayte Walsh, was eons before the ink dried on his divorce papers. His wife of 13 years, Desperate Housewives– I meanReal Housewives star, Camille Grammer surprisingly declined for comment. Kayte must have quite a few tricks up her sleeves, or skirt.
Michelle “Bombshell” McGee – America’s sweetheart, Sandra Bullock, lost bad boy Jesse James to a tatted, busty, and apparent “bombshell” stripper. Regardless of their affair’s outcome, the Bombshell has been cashing in on her newfound fame by dramatically increasing her lap dance rates by 15.2%– you do the math.
Kacey Jordan – Privy to Charlie Sheen’s 36-hour bender, an impressive feat, Kacey Jordan and Sheen wildly went where no self-respecting people should go. Now, as part of her public due diligence, Jordan will star in a film venture (of the adult genre) scoring her a rather large sum of money. 22-years old and almost synonymous with porn-star, good job!
Angelina Jolie – After hunky Brad Pitt co-starred with every-woman’s-nightmare in Mr. and Mrs. Smith, he left his wife of five years, America’s other sweetheart, Jennifer Aniston, for Jolie. The way too good-looking pair barely smile while rockily residing with their wordly family and too many kids.
Sienna Miller – The best way to get over your ex husband’s affair with the babysitter? Have one of your very own. Sienna Miller had highly publicized affair with sugar daddy Balthazar Getty, (remember those topless photos from Italy!?! I don’t). At least Miller was finally able to move past her ex Jude Law’s affair, the duo are now planning a wedding for later this year.
Maria Chapur – Former South Carolina governor and father-of-four, Mark Sanford, had an affair with Argentinean beauty, Maria Chapur. He was exposed when he went missing for 5 days in the summer of 2009, telling officials he was hiking the Appalachian Trail when he was actually on his way to rendezvous with Chapur in Argentina. He called Chapur his “soul mate,” also stating he would try to fall back in love with his wife. Recent photos of the couple in Uruguay proved this was not the case, and he paid over $74,000 in ethics fines.
Rielle Hunter – The actress/producer, Rielle Hunter, gained notoriety with her affair (and subsequent pregnancy) with potential-presidential nominee John Edwards. Even though both parties tried to hide the baby-bump cause, claiming she was pregnant by one of Edwards’ former campaign staffers, on January 21, 2010, Edwards finally admitted to the world that he was the father of Hunter’s daughter Quinn.
Erin Barry – Basketball star, Tony Parker admitted to “sexting” Erin Barry. She was potentially the one to blame for Tony’s split from wife, Eva Longoria. Though Tony denied any sexual activity, he couldn’t refute the smart phone infidelity coupled with his stupidity.
After reviewing the media’s exposure of those affairs, who is the best mistress? The Mistress of the Millennium accolade is one not to be taken lightly. These mistresses toiled through telling lies, cashed in on infamous deeds, and played the game well. But who played it best?
Vote now for who you think the Mistress of the Millennium (so far) should be. Who knows, maybe you can get on that list… Hey—it could be worth a lifetime, all-access membership to SugarSugar.com!
Who is the Mistress of the Millennium?
- Kacey Jordan (29%, 110 Votes)
- Rielle Hunter (7%, 28 Votes)
- Rachel Uchitel (11%, 41 Votes)
- Erin Barry (5%, 17 Votes)
- Maria Chapur (1%, 5 Votes)
- Sienna Miller (14%, 53 Votes)
- Angelina Jolie (18%, 66 Votes)
- Michelle “Bombshell” McGee (3%, 13 Votes)
- Kayte Walsh (3%, 11 Votes)
- Ashley Dupre (9%, 27 Votes)
Total Voters: 377