May-December Sugar Daddies Too Old to Remember

May-December romances sometimes seem fun, flirty, and for all intensive purposes, normal… And if these celebrity couples can accept the awkward glances that come from a sugar daddy dating lifestyle, and still be seen in public, then you can too!

Exhibit A:

  • Sugar Baby Lucila Sola, 31
  • Sugar Daddy Al Pacino, 71

How often do you think Al uses this line from Scarface in the bathroom, “Say ello to my little fwend”? Ugh…

Are his craggy fingernails blue? Yes.

And this is Sugar baby girlfriend Lucila… insert orifice agape here

(I’m only acting surprised for your benefit, this is normal)

Exhibit B:

  • Sugar Baby Crystal Harris, 24
  • Sugar Daddy Hugh Hefner, 84

“I don’t notice the age difference with Hef at all,” Harris said (is she dead, dumb, drugged-up or something?!?) “If anything, I have to keep up with him!”

Right Crystal, like you don’t worry about catching Hef’s old paper thin skin under one of the platinum prongs encasing the boulder on your left hand? Ewe…

Hef is looking as spry as ever!

Why do I not believe Miss Harris’ inability to keep up?

Exhibit C:

  • Sugar Baby Kayte Walsh, 29
  • (The Best) Sugar Daddy Kelsey Grammer (does it really matter?)

Months after filing divorce from Camille, Kelsey wants to wed pregnant and barefoot Kayte Walsh as soon as he can! You only live once, so you might as well have as many wives as possible. Sounds like Kelsey would fare well and warm up to a compound at the Arizona border…

Exhibit D:

  • Sugar Baby-Boi Nick Gruber, 20 (Gasp!)
  • Sugar DaddyCalvin Klein, 87

Like father, like son… er… no no no, that’s a model/actor and his mentor. So sweet…

What do the inside of your Calvins say?

Exhibit E:

  • Sugar Baby Anastassija Makarenko, 24
  • Sugar Daddy Mickey Rourke, 57 star of such hits as The Wrestler and my personal favorite, 9 1/2 Weeks

There’s this…

And then there’s this…

And then there’s this… oye ve

Okay, I give up! It’s not about form, it’s not about function, it’s just complete nonsense- we like creature comforts, we want to have the best babies, and you know what? I bet most of these sugar daddies are at least a little funny!

Share and Enjoy:
  • Print
  • Digg
  • Sphinn
  • del.icio.us
  • Facebook
  • Mixx
  • Google Bookmarks
  • Blogplay

2 Comments to May-December Sugar Daddies Too Old to Remember

  1. Anonymous's Gravatar Anonymous
    01/22 at 4:35 PM | Permalink

    Thank you..really informative!!

  2. Nannette Cremer's Gravatar Nannette Cremer
    01/25 at 6:52 AM | Permalink

    Continually a fantastic article when i drop by this web site along with information sites you have. I Understand you got skills.

Actual gifts from our Sugar Daddies

  • Sugar Daddy giftTooSpoiled writes: Diamond watch from Mr. World Traveler.
  • Sugar Daddy giftSugarCookie writes: Christmas present from my sugar daddy, a diamond tennis bracelet with diamond earrings.
  • Sugar Daddy giftLatinMama writes: My first sugar baby purchase, Gucci Purse!
  • Sugar Daddy giftHotbod writes: I love Birthday's, Louis Vuitton and purse from Mr. Beemer.
  • Sugar Daddy giftChocolatelove writes: One of my many shopping sprees with my sugar daddy, Christian Louboutin and a diamond necklace.
  • Sugar Daddy giftSweetness69 writes: All I have to say is I love being a sugar baby!

SugarSugar Poll

Menage a Trois- Would You?

View Results

Loading ... Loading ...

Dating For Sugar Daddies and Sugar Babies

SugarSugar.com is an exclusive dating site where sugar daddies and babies go to seek mutually beneficial relationships. We update our sugar baby blog with new stories and advice for anyone interested in getting involved in the sugar dating lifestyle.