I had what I thought was the best sugar baby date idea on Saturday. I took my sugar baby date that I’d found on SugarSugar.com to Fogo de Chao. If you haven’t heard of Fogo de Chao, the simple explanation is to explain that it’s basically how I’ve always pictured heaven. In other words, it’s me sitting at a table while a bunch of people constantly bring me pieces of red meat until I can’t even look at a cow for two weeks without vomiting a little. Naturally, if I like Fogo de Chao so much, I figure any sugar baby who is ultimately going to be the sugar baby of my dreams will absolutely love it.
So I took a sugar baby date there. And she loved it. That girl ate more meat than… well… I think I’ll leave that joke alone. But she definitely could pack in the meat and swallow every last bit. It was a good sign for the rest of the night, right? So I paid for dinner and took her to a hotel where I was going to get my side of this mutually beneficial relationship. Except there was a problem. Well… two problems really. Three pounds of red meat is delicious going in, but it’s not as appetizing going out. And the second problem wast that I wasn’t the only one with the first problem.
As you can probably guess, I wasn’t what she’d always been picturing when she looked for the millionaire sugar daddy of her dreams, and she wasn’t exactly getting a sugar baby of the year award from me. We both left the hotel after being there less than an hour, and that was the end of the night.
So let this be a warning, while it might be great to find sugar baby who can suck down the meat, make sure it’s only in the metaphorical sense.